Thursday, November 13, 2008

A day in the life of a Curtain....

Today, I was a curtain.
I move from side to side.
I open and close.

The End.

Avenue J

Starring Fahmie as Susan and Nanda as Jack.

Gwen: Ehz the girl is taller than the guy!

OMG Ranjini is such a beautiful version of Nanda!

Little Nutbrown Hare

YX is so interested in the story of the nutbrown hares ... "guess how much i love you" ... we wonder why ...
3.24pm Reasons why i wanna escape EL: The 6 people who are curtains
AMY! Where's AMY?!?! Sam realised he's not smart enough to see amy ...
i feel bad ... but i never expected dear tutor to talk about ict ... wow wee

A typical lesson with our dear sweet ol'JJ

What goes on in Tim's head? Let's find out, as we join our feisty hero as he battles boredom and drudgery in our -ahem- renowned NIE.

2.30: Oh crap. We have to go for English now. Ugh.

2.35: Ahhh....she's actually in class.

2.36: Ok time is passing by so slowly.

2.37: Now she's talking about....wait what is she talking about? I can't remember.

2.38: Heh Wilson just showed me a story about a bird, a mouse, and a -drum roll- sausage LOL.

2.39: I miss children's stories.

2.40: Gwen says JJ is dressed very well today. But don't you think JJ looks like she's in a straitjacket??

2.42: Ok Mary just mentioned something about sextoys. Everyone's suddenly attentive. I wonder why. Haha.

2.45: I wonder why I'm here....I need a pint. Anyone interested?

2.46: I think I'll look for 'risk' and see if I can find a Mac version.

2.50: Found one! But I need a bittorent client. Which I don't know if I wanna download. I'm so IT illiterate.

2.52: Ok, back to listening to JJ.

2.54: JJ is still talking. Yadayadayadayada.

2.57: Argh. She's still talking.

2.58: I'm going mad.

3.00: 'Ok I want you to find a storryy....' Oh crap, we actually have to do something now.

3.01: Oops we have to act now. So gotta end this post...for now.

And so, our little hero rejoins reality, or at least, the dreamlike slumber of feigning attention during our oh-so-interesting Grammar classes...

(I need a pint)